I dunno who some people think they're talking to. I am a gay guy trapped in a straight girls body which is a nice way of saying Im a CATTY BITCH that doesnt have to fear gay bashing.

First of all, whatever happpened to being nice to people? I may joke around but I am never outwardly rude. When did that rule go out the door? And how do you bitches make friends?

Yeah, I get it, you're a WAITER and Im just a measly little hostess and that means Im young and stupid and you're the boss of me, right? WRONG. I always run shit for you douchebags because I CAN, and Im a nice person, but I dont have to so running errands for your bitch ass is sooo over. And you're lucky I only ever found you interesting cus you're a fucking loser and it amuses me but you dont wanna cross me cus I will run over your geek ass. I fuckin run this shit so FUCK YOU. You dont come snapping at me cus I may have something of yours. And dont start your tirade off with 'first of all' when there's no second of all! Dumbass! Do you not think before you open your dumbass mouth? Its douches like you that give Texans a bad name.

And while we're on the subject, fuck Hillbillies! Fuck moronic douches that complain to me about getting kicked out of a restaurant for calling they're waiter a fag over and over again! Where the fuck are you from? And go back there! And take your busted pickup, with a picture painted on the back window, and your shitkickers, and your snuff, and your keystone, and you're stupid accent. Yeah, I have an accent too, but I dont sound retarded!

I assume Im in trouble. And my head starts wondering about all the things I did that I might be in trouble for and Im scolding myself for not covering my tracks. Cus fuck yeah I cover my tracks. Unless I forget. Or Im tired.

I was talking to my old managers at Hastings today(cus I was there) and my old manager from Team KB Toys walked in. Ahhh! Crazyness. At least it was Team Tom and not one of the guys that was a real douche.

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That was me updating. I guess since I have a laptop now I should attempt to keep a livejournal. Cus sometimes I open it and just bask in its awesome pink glory. And then I check my facebook. And Team Perez. And Im bored.

Team The End